Dear Taco Deli,
I love your tacos. LOVE THEM. So, it breaks my heart that with a talent so large, you are in a space so small. Unless the weather is beautiful outside and I know I can sit outside, when I go to you, I know that I might as well get my tacos to go. And that's not really relaxing, which is what lunch is all about, and I can't have dinner with you, since you aren't open for dinner.
Knowing you aren't going to change your size, I considered getting some tacos to go yesterday, but the size of your line made it unbearable. I tried calling in an order to go, but you kept me on hold so long I finally realized that you just aren't into me.
I will always think fondly of you and your sirloin mole tacos,